Sunday, September 21, 2008

11:38 PM

POO FOR DINNER!!! YAY!!!

Haha hi people. Yesterday, I was doing my math homework in the study room when my mother came in with a little surprise... POO!

"Want some poo? It tastes nice!" she said.

Seriously, the chocolate looked EXACTLY like poo. Absoulutely DISGUSTING. Yeah and it was actually chocolate... X)

Can you believe it? Just look at the chocolate:



Looks like poo right?

And it actually came in such royal packaging =) :

Sunday, September 14, 2008

11:04 PM

Hewow

Sighhh... ... It was science and chinese test today. Science test was kinda ok, and Chinese test was weird. It's like in the comprehension, there's a four mark question, then another four mark question, and another four mark question, and then... POOF! A TWELVE mark question ... X(

Yeah anyway I made some funny faces quite a while ago and my friend snapped some photos of them. Here dey are. Hope they seem interesting.



Nitwit face!




Pussy cat face!(look under my nose)




Check out these folds!




Lol retarded...




Spatic typing X)

Monday, September 8, 2008

2:47 AM

EGGZAMSSS!!!

Hewow people. Sorry I haven't been blogging for a while. BeeeeCAUSE... I have to study for my eggzams(exams)... boo-hoo...=(

Epic
Xtra stupid
Armpit hair-smelling
Monstrous
Sardines

MAN I HATE EPIC XTRA STUPID ARMPIT HAIR-SMELLING SARDINES!!!

Oh and by the way I suddenly fell in love with an old cartoon show - Pinky & the Brain. It's so retarded! But that's what makes it funny. Pinky and the Brain are both two lab mice. Pinky is this brainless, skinny mouse whereas the brain is this evil, scheming guy who is even more intelligent than a human and wants to take over the world.



Pinky is the guy sitting on Brain's head.

Yeah and I learnt this hilarious dance from the show. It's called the Smaxahouven (i think that's how you spell it). It was invented by the Brain's arch nemesis in taking over the world and the dance is supposed to make you stupider by forcing you to apply pressure on certain points on your body. The guy's plan was to popularise this dance and then make the whole world stupid so that he could take it over easily. Here is how the dance goes (Note: as you sing the song, follow the song's instructions and do what they say):

Put your fingers in your ears,
put your fingers in your belly
Don't be afraid if they wobble like jelly

Ohhhhhhhhhh - Smaxahouven!
Ohhhhhhhhhh - Smaxahouven!

Put your fingers in your ears,
put your fingers in your belly
Don't stop even if it tickles really badly

Ohhhhhhhhhh - Smaxahouven!
Ohhhhhhhhhh - Smaxahouven!

(repeat many, many times...)