Saturday, August 23, 2008
7:52 PM
Things I want to accomplish by age 40
1. I want to be the President of South Korea
2. I want to be the President of North Korea
3. I want to live on Jupiter
4. Oy wanch too zpell wellll
5. I want to be able make a ceiling fan collapse
6. I want to slide down mount Everest in a sled!
7. I want to persuade Elmo to join a beauty pageant
8. I want to persuade Barney to join American Idol
9. I want to perusade Steve Jobs to rename his company papaya
10. I want to persuade Big Bird to marry cookie monster